From inside the adult pinball machine that is the Navigator of the Seas Casino things are pretty twisted. Not since I last stepped foot into Las Vegas’ Circus Circus have I been overwhelmed ad nauseum with the candy-coated stimulants of light and sound. Combined with the gentle sway of the rocking ship the casino swirls like the most sinister children’s kaleidoscope. When fully immersed the definition of up and down becomes blurred and the perception of depth follows some alien laws of physics. After exiting some time is required to regain sea legs and once again return to adjusting to only the gently swaying waves.